Club Handler T-Shirts

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Pushy Dog

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

D.I.Y with dad.

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

After party at the spill club.

"He did it!"

"Too much club."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Club insecurity.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Damn showdog people!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"