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'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Football

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Working from Home

"He did it!"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Destiny is all...

Wilfried Zaha

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"He's into binge fetching."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."