Ball Handler Pillows

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Football

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Working from Home

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Wilfried Zaha

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Destiny is all...

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Emotional Baggage Handler

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"He's into binge fetching."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."