Dog Handler Pillows

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Pushy Dog

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Chief, I think our drug-sniffing dogs need a vacation.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Police Dog Handlers Annual Dinner

'Do you really think we've been put on earth to sniff bombs and drugs?'

'I'll take this one.'

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Ex-Sniffer Dog - Please Help!

Dogvan

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

Policemen and Police dogs parachuting after thief

"Two dozen items have been stolen from this department. I'm appealing for new leads."

"He was a bomb-sniffing dog, but somehow he went over to the other side."

"Call it a hunch. . . but let's check that kid's locker!"

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

"That new drug sniffer dog is certainly taking his job very seriously."

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

"He had a brilliant career as a sniffer dog, but took one sniff too many."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Damn showdog people!'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"OK, seek!"

Rabid Response Unit

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'It used to be that I'd sniff out drugs on the job and leave it at that, but then they started to call me...'

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

Hoax Squad

'Is he good or what?!'