Enthusiastic Dog Handler Pillows

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Jumping Dogs

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

The Sheepdog Trials

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"This dog has wheels!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

'Damn showdog people!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'