Hound Handler Pillows

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

A child and his dog

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

The Lion Tamer.