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Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Removal men.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Misunderstood artist

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.