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'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

'Fresh eggs!'

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Egg!

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Fee Range Chickens

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"