Egg Handlers Gifts

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Egg!

'Fresh eggs!'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'That's much better.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Fee Range Chickens

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."