Egg Distributor Gifts

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Golden Eggs.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

Chef chasing an egg.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Easter Eggs.