Egg Distributor Mugs

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Golden Eggs.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Chef chasing an egg.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Egg Armour Plating