Egg Counter Gifts

Roberta had a unique way of keeping track of the days she'd been in the raft.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

C.P.A.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Fee Range Chickens