Egg Counter Prints

Roberta had a unique way of keeping track of the days she'd been in the raft.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Golden Eggs.

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

C.P.A.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.