'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'
Card Counter Gifts
Searching for something special for the card counter? Our collection features clever and humorous items perfect for anyone who enjoys the thrill of the game. These gifts combine wit with a nod to their keen eye for cards, making them ideal for lovers of strategy, gambling, or card games. Whether you want to add some humor to their game nights or celebrate their skills with a fun token, you'll find unique options that match their passion. Celebrate their love of cards with a gift that's as clever as they are.
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
Thank you bubbles
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
Philosopher trading cards.
The Card Flinger
Accountant Bedtime Stories
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
Card shark
'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
Red Card - Gold Card.
Conclave.
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
Business people buying greeting cards.
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
'I got one this small.'
Greeting Cards
Husband / Wife / On The Side
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
Never date a medical illustrator.
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
Card Counter Gifts Collection
Card Counter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your favorite card counters with witty, humorous designs perfect for brightening their mornings.
Card Counter Pillows
Add comfort and humor with our exclusive pillows celebrating card counting and strategic play. Great for game rooms or cozy spaces.
Card Counter Prints
Bring some clever art into their home with our prints inspired by card games and strategy. Ideal for decorating any gaming or living space.
Card Counter T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the card enthusiast. Our witty and creative designs will entertain and inspire any card counter or game lover.