Card Counting Enthusiast Gifts

'...and I especially proud that I was able to accomplish this without the use of steroids.'

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'How about a game of cards?'

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Expensive greeting cards.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Card shark

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards

'Occassional cards'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"