Card Counting Enthusiast Prints

'...and I especially proud that I was able to accomplish this without the use of steroids.'

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'How about a game of cards?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

Expensive greeting cards.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Card shark

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

'Occassional cards'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Never date a medical illustrator.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."