Card Collector Extraordinaire Prints

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Never date a medical illustrator.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards