Counting Connoisseur Prints

The Count of Monte Cristo

"I miscounted."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"You call this a constitution?"

The Personal ATM

S**t Threw a Goose

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I forgot the question.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Clock Face Golf Set

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

James Madison

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'