Cash Counter Gifts

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

King counting money and imagining begging hands.

'Just think, Matilda, most other people are wallowing in debt.'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Self-Checkout.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Piggy Bank ATM

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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