Cash Counter Gifts

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

King counting money and imagining begging hands.

'Just think, Matilda, most other people are wallowing in debt.'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Self-Checkout.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

Piggy Bank ATM

They think they're so great just because they're worth more! Petty cash.

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.