Card Counter Pillows

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Conclave.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Business people buying greeting cards.

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Occassional cards'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'