Ring Counter Pillows

"You can tell it's really old because at a certain age it just stopped counting."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'I got one this small.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

C.P.A.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Entry level astronomer...

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

I'd like to investigate your tax return!