Catch Counters Pillows

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The one that got away

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

Shows Bundt

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."