Egg Escapist Gifts

'Mum... I don't like my egg all runny!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Chef chasing an egg.

Pope Benedict at Easter

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

Egg Armour Plating

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Surprise!

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

Happy Easter

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

"I'm in."

EASTER 2020