Pet Escapist Gifts

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not again!"

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'