Phone Escapist Gifts

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

With the help of his 'Road Noise Sound Effects' CD, Mark was able to abruptly end annoying phone conversations.

"All our operators are busy..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Audio Books

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Houdini 2019

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Message in a bottle.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Hiding From Social Media

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Liking the Exit.

Virtual Reality Check

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.