Phone Escapist Mugs

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

"All our operators are busy..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Audio Books

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Houdini 2019

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

Hiding From Social Media

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Liking the Exit.

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

Virtual Reality Check

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."