Phone Escapologist Mugs

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

'Survived the audit'

"I'm using your wifi."

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"One morning I looked up from my phone and saw a very bright light surrounded by blue with white fluffy stuff floating around..."

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'