Phone Call Escapist Gifts

If someone you know often seeks escape through phone calls or moments of solitude, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their creative way of unwinding. Perfect for the person who values a bit of quiet time amidst the chaos, our range of gifts blends wit and warmth, making every relaxing moment even more special.

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'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...' mockup

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

from $19.00

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Please hold...for music while you wait..." mockup

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

from $19.00

'I can't talk any more, Dear. I've run out of space to doodle.'

'I can't talk any more, Dear. I've run out of space to doodle.' mockup

'I can't talk any more, Dear. I've run out of space to doodle.'

from $19.00

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..." mockup

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

from $19.00

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty." mockup

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

from $19.00

Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

from $19.00

Audio Books

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Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today! mockup

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

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"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them." mockup

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

from $19.00

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?' mockup

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

from $19.00

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects.... mockup

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

from $19.00

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.' mockup

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

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"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain." mockup

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

from $19.00

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds. mockup

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

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Houdini 2019

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'." mockup

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

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"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else." mockup

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

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'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.' mockup

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

from $19.00

Message in a bottle.

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Hiding From Social Media

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"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!" mockup

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

from $19.00

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos." mockup

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

from $19.00

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'These blinders help block out banner ads.' mockup

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

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'Tell me if this hurts.'

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"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!" mockup

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

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"Move over! - I just got the bill!" mockup

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

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"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it." mockup

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."

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'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!' mockup

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

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The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

from $19.00

Liking the Exit.

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Virtual Reality Check

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"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate." mockup

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

from $19.00

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home. mockup

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

from $19.00

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name mockup

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

from $19.00

Phone Call Escapist Gifts Collection

Phone Call Escapist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the phone call escapist. Find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to start their mornings with a smile.

Phone Call Escapist Pillows

Browse our selection of pillows that embrace their need to unwind. Soft, quirky, and cozy, these make perfect relaxation companions.

Phone Call Escapist Prints

Find art prints that capture the spirit of peaceful escapes. Ideal for decorating their retreat space with humor and style.

Phone Call Escapist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring designs that celebrate their creative love for escapism. Great for casual wear and making a subtle statement.