Emergency Escapist Gifts

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"I hate crowded parks!"

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Winter olympics.

heavy plant crossing

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'