Pet Escapist T-Shirts

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'