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'The word bath is mentioned.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Houdini's infancy.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini 2019

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

'Wait for me!'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Tortured by music

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Submarine Disguise

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"Now remember, act normal!"

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

Keys Under the Mat

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'