Canine Escapologist T-Shirts

The dog's trying to scale the invisible fence again.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Wait for me!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"Now remember, act normal!"

Submarine Disguise

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

Keys Under the Mat