Egg Escapist Mugs

'Mum... I don't like my egg all runny!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Pope Benedict at Easter

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Chef chasing an egg.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Surprise!

Egg Armour Plating

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

EASTER 2020

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

Which came first: The Easter Egg or the Easter Bunny?

"I'm in."

Happy Easter