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'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Chicken Labour.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Reggie didn't fall, he was pushed! And the killer is in this very nest!"

Fresh egg...?

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Egg tells chicken: 'I was here first.'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"We're with the IRS. We have reason to believe you may have counted your chickens before they hatched."

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Egg cannibal using an egg timer to time egg in pot

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Humpty Dumpty

"Hello. This is your captain speaking. As we come in for a landing, is there anyone on board who can calculate force?"

Old Yolk's Home.

"If they had not converted the dozen into a denary we would have been eaten by now."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Don't blame me, you asked for a soft boiled egg."

"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'?!!!"

"Looks like someone woke up on the sunnyside of the bed this morning..."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

Sunny side up eggs

fried eggs...

"Sad. He wanted to go sunny-side up."

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

"It says '3 minute egg' but it actually takes 5 minutes."

'But Mommy, I like high places!' - Humpty Dumpty as a young egg.

"It could be nothing or it could be the beginning of an omelette."

"Good - the coroner's here."

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."