Dough Handler T-Shirts

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

Baking

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Tsipras and Merkel

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'Dang.'

Pizza Throwing

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

I bake my own bread

Baker

Master of Disaster

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

Masterchef.

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"