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The world's first caddy.

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Clubbing

'Not that slowly back...'

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

After party at the spill club.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Too much club."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Club insecurity.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Brownie Points

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

Bouncer.

The Croucho Club

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"