Club Carrier Mugs

The world's first caddy.

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'The grudge match.'

'Not that slowly back...'

Clubbing

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dance.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Too much club."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

After party at the spill club.

Club insecurity.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Brownie Points

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Pole Vaulting Club

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Time-of-the-month club.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

The Croucho Club

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.