Clubs Mugs

'The pony club'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

'The grudge match.'

We're kicking you out of the minimalist club.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'Society of hermits'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"I think this is a red."

Members only.

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

Members only.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"This place used to be exclusive."

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"There's no business like show business. . ."

Smoking club for dads who lie to their kids about not smoking

The Curb Dog Club

Man states that he has a sweepstake at his club but his wife thinks he means someone who is a sweep

'You go on home, Dear -- I'm going to be tied up for awhile.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'