Clubs Pillows

'The pony club'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'The grudge match.'

'Society of hermits'

We're kicking you out of the minimalist club.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

Members only.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I think this is a red."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"This place used to be exclusive."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

Members only.

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Please take me to your club."

Man states that he has a sweepstake at his club but his wife thinks he means someone who is a sweep

The Curb Dog Club

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.

Dragon and no smoking sign.

The Stand-about society.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'