Club Gatherings Pillows

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

I could have danced all night!

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'The grudge match.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

The Walk of Shame

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Midwest Winter Items.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'