Clubs And Societies Pillows

"Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for coming."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'The grudge match.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

The Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."