Clubs And Societies Gifts

"Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for coming."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

The Club

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'