Membership Clubs Gifts

Hi, loyal customer, How'd you like a chance to join our exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program? Me? That's right. We want to reward your loyalty. So we'll let you join for just $9.95 a month. Wow. This is my first time to the cafe. But since you got here you haven't gone to another cafe.

La Table

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Time-of-the-month club.

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)