Membership Clubs Mugs

La Table

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

The Croucho Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Pole Vaulting Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)