Club Members Mugs

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

The not so easy rider...

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.