Joining A Membership Program Mugs

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Labor Day '19

Ring for Service.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Weight Loss Clinic.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'