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"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Ring for Service.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Labor Day '19

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Weight Loss Clinic.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'