Club Gatherings Gifts

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

I could have danced all night!

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'The grudge match.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

The Walk of Shame

Midwest Winter Items.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.