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"This place has the best happy hour."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'I know it's gassy...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'