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"This place has the best happy hour."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beer Stall

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The prying mantis,

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"What other tricks does he need?"